Poster? Think big, people! A TRAILER. It's doubly unfortunate that the "voice of god" Don LaFontaine passed away, because I can hear it in my mind's... ear?
"In a WORLD without nacreous calcifications, ONE MAN... well, a few men, and a few women too... AND HUNDREDS OF salivating ADDICTS are on a MISSION. That mission (explosion)... is SHINY."
(montage including LBC members choking bad guys with half-knotted strands of pearls just in the nick of time. product placement by PowerPro, for when you need a garrote with style.)
Critics call "Pearl Hard or Dubai Trying" a "dazzling string of gems." Ebert and Roper say it's AA+ and "has orient, but we know that's not a legitimate category for evaluation."