Well, the Tahitian on leather can work for the right guys. However:

Assemble pictures of:
1. Henry VIII
2. Kabir Bedi as Sandokan (thanks Zeide)
3. Tim Curry
4. Liberace
5. Pierce Brosnan

Then, go into several random jewelry stores and ask the male customers which one they would want to look like. I have a feeling I know who would win that contest.