Lol- too funny! Yes, it matured for years in the sewers of Myanmar: unwanted, unloved because of it's funny, bumpy shape, untouched by the light so that eventually, like the deep sea fish that never near the surface- like Gollum- it lost it's pigment and it's way and became... The Great White Blob! Willing and able to gobble any unfortunates that strayed into it's path...